Not to be outdone...

When he read my (fake!) boyfriend list, Kyle felt the need to share with me his list. Girlfriends, of course.
1. Drew Barrymore ~ Do I even need to explain this? fake girlfriend. (As Kyle said, "She was my age and could start fires!")
2. Punky Brewster ~ Cute as a button fake girlfriend. (I'm told Kyle once tied a bandana around his own leg)
3. Vanna White ~ Older woman and great letter turner fake girlfriend.
4. Phobe Cates ~ Fast Times fake girlfriend.
5. Samantha Fox ~ Who is she and whatever? (by Rebecca) fake girlfriend.
6. Kelly LeBrock ~ Woman in Red and Weird Science fake girlfriend.
7. Meg Ryan ~ Adorable fake girlfriend.
8. Alyssa Milano ~ She was the boss fake girlfriend.
9. Reese Witherspoon ~ I agree! fake girlfriend.

All in all, I totally approve.